I knew the situation was extremely severe and I was in deep trouble when I overheard Wesley and some employees talking about how the NY Giants are the greatest and Barkley was going to take them to the Super Bowl. I assumed that they must be smoking crack or shooting up heroin while Fat Princess spread eagles like wide receivers as Wesley rammed her in the end zone.

Barkley was just one man. Wesley was a type of guy who would put Lawrence Taylor in QB, Barkley in FG kicker and water boy in offensive coordinator positions. So I didn’t understand why this guy was talking about sports when he couldn’t even build a winning team at work.