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As much as I wanted to get out of that place, I wasn’t going anywhere. That was not a part of the plan regardless of my well-being. I just didn’t know it at that time. There was no way these people were going to let me transfer to another place because I must be their lucky star who was going to be their guide when they are lost and make everything alright. One night right before the Thanksgiving weekend, the GM asked me to finish a job and take care of a department that had nothing to do with mine. In order to get this job done in time for the thanksgiving weekend, I couldn’t wait for other employees knowing how slow usually they were. So I took it upon myself to get the job done in time without waiting for others. I walked to the back and got myself […]
It didn’t take too long for another dumb shit to happen in this location. Once Fat Princess became a senior manager sitting in the office all day, she thought she was the shit. She really didn’t do much other than eating snacks and talking to other employees in the office about things such as where she went to wax her vagina. I didn’t think she was the sharpest tool in the shed, but I really didn’t think Fat Princess could be so dang stupid. I just couldn’t understand why some of these managers wanted to have sex with her, but who am I to say and judge? One afternoon while it was somewhat busy at work with many customers around, Fat Princess along few other managers decided to take pictures of themselves flipping a bird. Then, she uploaded these pictures of themselves throwing a finger with their company name tags […]
Finally, the new GM, Bunny, arrived to our location. He was a former Marine who had a thing for petite short women just like Wesley who had a thing for heavy set women. Bunny came from Connecticut with his wife and kids to take over our location. While I didn’t know anything about his credentials, I figured this just might work since he was a former Semper Fi Marine. So I gave a benefit of doubt without even seeing this guy in action. Then, a Hispanic senior manager, Nica, came after Bunny to our location for the second round. She was a senior manager who originally came from Sac town. She had a son who also worked in the same company. Our first interaction was a funny one. She felt some type of way because she thought I was accusing her of stealing in the beginning. When we were opening […]
I’m going to explain right now to my people who used to work with me at my first location about my working situation. I would usually clock in at 1PM. Once I clock in, I had to finish or fix a bulk of morning shifts’ job while I was being pulled away left and right for almost everything including answering phone calls that could’ve been easily dealt with other employees. What is wrong with that picture? One afternoon when I clocked in, Fat Prince asked me to finish up an unfinished job as usual. While I was fixing and working on this unfinished job, I’ve noticed that Fat Prince was sitting at a table eating and talking to my new supervisor. About an hour and half or two hours later, they were at the same spot laughing and talking to each other. This actually pissed me off because their departments […]
I knew the situation was extremely severe and I was in deep trouble when I overheard Wesley and some employees talking about how the NY Giants are the greatest and Barkley was going to take them to the Super Bowl. I assumed that they must be smoking crack or shooting up heroin while Fat Princess spread eagles like wide receivers as Wesley rammed her in the end zone. Barkley was just one man. Wesley was a type of guy who would put Lawrence Taylor in QB, Barkley in FG kicker and water boy in offensive coordinator positions. So I didn’t understand why this guy was talking about sports when he couldn’t even build a winning team at work.
