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It finally got to the point where I started to not wanting to go to work due to this working environment. Other employees who transferred from other locations were slowly leaving one by one to other locations. Nothing was going to change. I began to think about transferring to another location.

While my supervisor from Miami was a good worker, she was way too soft on these 3 Gen Z female employees and others. That was one of many reasons why the department was not operating efficiently and always lacking manpower even though we had enough employees in the department.

All of a sudden, my department got so much worse out of nowhere without any explanation. My workload increased drastically without support as usual. I just couldn’t understand what was happening. Then, my department supervisor and manager were nowhere to be found for awhile. I just thought they were taking vacations, but that didn’t make sense since my supervisor didn’t tell me about it. I thought maybe she was dealing with some kind of family emergency.

Eventually, my department manager, Fat Prince, showed up to the workplace. I didn’t really talk to the guy that much, so I didn’t care to talk to him about anything. However, Fat Prince was going around telling others about why he was not at work for awhile. Then, of course, words traveled swiftly to pretty much everybody and I also found out about this scandal and one of the greatest modern day love dramas.

Before talking about this scandal, I’m going to set the record straight again. In the beginning, I had no reservations about anyone of my coworkers. The more I observed them in the workplace, I had no desire or interest to really hang out or become friends with anyone of managers and supervisors. Therefore, I never talked to them outside of work except once when my supervisor from Miami asked me about some work on the phone. I didn’t even care about promotions. I didn’t need promotions since I was going to get to my top pay scale. Since almost all of them were people I wouldn’t have hung out in schools and the street, I just spent my time with a very few new hires and transferred hourly employees time to time. I never participated in any work functions including Christmas party.

Prior to the grand opening of new building, many managers and supervisors, transfers and new hires, had a small gathering or party. Since they didn’t know each other at all for the most part other than they all worked for the same corporation, it would be a good opportunity to build relationships and get to know each other better. After mingling and schoomzing, they made a pact with each other to circle jerk each other off and rise the ranks of the management in the corporation.

During one of these gatherings, perhaps too much drinking alcohol was involved, Fat Prince with a wife and a baby allegedly raped my supervisor from Miami. Then, she called the police on him and he ended up getting arrested and being thrown in a jail cell. Then, instead of calling his wife, he called a new hire female supervisor originally from Long Island to bail him out of jail.

Since I never cared to be around anyone of them outside of work, I had absolutely no clue that these managers were hanging out with each other very often. Also, I didn’t know that my supervisor from Miami was the coveted prize in the eyes of some managers. Her personality was definitely different from other women in the building due to her Miami upbringing and environment. She was a physically attractive woman, but I didn’t really care that much since I used to hang out and party in clubs and houses with many women from all over the world including a girl who eventually became a playboy model. I was no Don Juan or a football jock by any means while growing up, but I did ok. It was no big deal for me that my supervisor was a pretty girl unlike some of these managers who probably didn’t have healthy social life in schools while growing up. And thanks to my time in schools and the US Navy, I had no interest to talk and get to know any pretty looking woman if they demonstrated to have a bird brain along poor work ethic.

While I was busting my ass to carry the weight of my department and not knowing what was going on outside of the work, these managers were actively taking their shots one by one to get involved with my supervisor from Miami. It was a small town unlike Miami, so many hourly employees spotted my supervisor with other managers in many different places. I’m not 100% certain if they had an Eyes Wide Shut orgy or not with masks on, but this entangling love story was not your average love story.

My supervisor had a boyfriend in Miami. I don’t really know what happened with them, but when she moved out of Miami with another guy who became a manager in my location, they got closer than close and started to get involved with each other. Then, the floor manager allegedly took his shot and accidentally impregnated my supervisor by not pulling out in the nick of time. This incident forced my supervisor to have an abortion. After that, Fat boy allegedly took his shot and unfortunately, he ended up in a jail with a rape charge.

When my supervisor eventually returned to work, things got complicated and it was somewhat interesting to watch how it was all going to work out. Other managers who tried to get involved with my supervisor wouldn’t get along with Fat Prince at all. It was already f**ked up as it was and it was going to get even more f**ked up since these managers were not cooperating with each other. And because my supervisor had a restraining order against my manager, they couldn’t work together in the same department and the same shift. So they decided to keep Fat Prince as my department manager and swap my supervisor from Miami to a new hire supervisor who bailed my manager from jail.

I didn’t know what to expect at first. I didn’t really know anything about my new supervisor other than she was a new hire who came from another company nearby. I just hoped for the best. That was all I could do for the time being. When she took over my department and I overheard some conversations between my new supervisor and female Gen Z employees, I knew I was in deep trouble. She bonded with the disabled female employee over their boyfriends issues. Then, she decided to embark on a new journey in search of a new frontier in the USS Enterprise with the space cadet. I thought to myself that I probably have to find Scottie and beam the f**k up out of that place pronto.

After working with my new supervisor for a little while, I came to a conclusion that I had to really get out of there. I had to ramp up my efforts to transfer out of that situation. I was extremely pissed at Fat Prince for causing all this drama and non-sense. I lost the only person in my department who actually helped me and made my job easier to some degrees. I disliked the fact that I was working with an alleged rapist, but I wouldn’t have been that angry or mad if Fat Prince also raped the disabled girl, the space cadet and a couple of other male employees and caused all kinds of problems in the department. If he had raped them all and kicked them all out of my department, I would’ve probably awarded him out of my pocket with a 1 year membership of his favorite all you can eat buffet restaurant. I would’ve even paid little extra for executive level membership, so he could go to the restaurant earlier than other patrons and eat everything all by himself.

One morning, after putting my first transfer request under this new leadership, my new supervisor approached me and wanted to have some kind of 1 on 1 pep talk. She said,

“You are the go-to guy in this department. Blah, blah, blah.”

I didn’t say much and I didn’t even pay attention after ‘go-to guy in this department’ part. The sound of her voice slowly faded away after that part. I wasn’t sure if she thought I was Stevie Wonder who just called to say I love you from the bottom of my heart. I didn’t understand why she was reminding me of what I already knew. I wondered if she wanted to pour gasoline on a burning fire. After this useless pep talk, I finally realized that my new supervisor was really determined to discover a new frontier where no man or woman has gone before. And I had to make sure I was not going to be on that voyage and escape this arrangement or imprisonment as soon as possible even if I had to use a Bible and a spoon.

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